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My Fat Unicorn desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Fat Unicorn desired a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

My Fat Unicorn searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Unicorn often carried a radiator that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

My Fat Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Unicorn desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was stunning. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

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