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My Blue Jerk often carried a CD player to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Jerk desperately craved for a CD player to demolish. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Blue Jerk looked for a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Blue Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

My Blue Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Blue Jerk always carried a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

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