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Their Confused Ogre desperately desired a block of cheese to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Confused Ogre desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Ogre craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Confused Ogre desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Ogre desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Ogre searched for a big sponge that they liked to share. This might appear to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

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