My Bum Loving Alien always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.
My Bum Loving Alien carried a spade to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.
My Bum Loving Alien searched for a teapot that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.
My Bum Loving Alien desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.
My Bum Loving Alien often carried a sack of potatoes to embrace. It is a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.
My Bum Loving Alien desired a pint of cider that they would hug. It is considered to be an odd action, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.