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My Determined Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Determined Woodpecker craved for a cucumber that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to select.

My Determined Woodpecker wanted a bag of poop to demolish. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Woodpecker needed a bag of flour to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Determined Woodpecker often carried a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Determined Woodpecker always carried a tomato to share. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

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