The Stupid SantasteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Stupid Santa searched for a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa needed a piece of paper to demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa searched for a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa always had with them a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

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