The Cute Baby always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.
The Cute Baby needed a sword that they liked to worship. It should be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.
The Cute Baby searched for a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.
The Cute Baby always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it
The Cute Baby always had with them a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.
The Cute Baby desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to select.