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Her Stupid King always had with them a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid King carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid King found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid King desperately looked for a radiator that they would sit and look at. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid King desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Stupid King looked for a crown that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

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