Boring Knight desperately desired a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.
Boring Knight desired a pen that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.
Boring Knight carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item selected.
Boring Knight needed a hat that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.
Boring Knight looked for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected it was wonderful. A sponge is the item that was chosen.
Boring Knight always carried a ball that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.