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A Big Jerk desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Jerk carried a custard pie that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Big Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Big Jerk desperately searched for a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

A Big Jerk owned a tomato that they would play with. This is certainly an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A tomato being the thing selected.

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