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A Unusual Lunatic desperately searched for a melon that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Lunatic always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Unusual Lunatic wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be exciting. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

A Unusual Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Unusual Lunatic looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is stunning. A cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Unusual Lunatic searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

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