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The Boring Princess always had with them a ball to worship. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Boring Princess desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a different operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Boring Princess often carried a pint of cider that they would demolish. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Boring Princess needed a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Princess desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Boring Princess always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It should be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

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