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Her Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a crown that they would drop. It might have been a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was miraculous. A crown would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Jerk desired a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It was a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Grumpy Jerk carried a set square that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Jerk craved for a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Jerk needed a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

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