A Different Jerk desperately needed a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.
A Different Jerk found a ball that they would sleep with. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.
A Different Jerk always kept a set square that they would share. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.
A Different Jerk found a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.
A Different Jerk searched for a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to choose.
A Different Jerk wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.