The Red Gremlin looked for a ball to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was selected.
The Red Gremlin owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.
The Red Gremlin desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.
The Red Gremlin desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.
The Red Gremlin desperately desired a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.
The Red Gremlin desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to select.