Her Boring Baby desperately needed a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.
Her Boring Baby desperately craved for a bag of poop to put on his head. One might consider this to be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.
Her Boring Baby desired a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.
Her Boring Baby desperately searched for a pen that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen being the item opted for.
Her Boring Baby carried a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It might be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.
Her Boring Baby desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.