The Troubled Pet desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.
The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.
The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. This might appear to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.
The Troubled Pet wanted a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It should be an original activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.
The Troubled Pet desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.
The Troubled Pet carried a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A crown being the chosen item.