Lonely SnakesteemCreated with Sketch.

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Lonely Snake owned a teapot that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Lonely Snake looked for a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

Lonely Snake found a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Lonely Snake searched for a computer that they would break. It might have been an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Snake owned a mug that they would put on his head. This seems a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

Lonely Snake wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

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