Her Red Jerk desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.
Her Red Jerk often carried a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.
Her Red Jerk carried a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.
Her Red Jerk desperately wanted a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.
Her Red Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.
Her Red Jerk owned a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.