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His Silly Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

His Silly Woodpecker desperately desired a melon that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

His Silly Woodpecker looked for a hat that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Silly Woodpecker always kept a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Silly Woodpecker needed a radiator that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Woodpecker always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

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