The Stupid GiraffesteemCreated with Sketch.

in hive-150943 •  3 months ago 

The Stupid Giraffe always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. It might have been a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Giraffe carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Giraffe owned a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Giraffe wanted a helmet that they liked to break. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Giraffe owned a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Giraffe always had with them a crown that they would share. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a crown is the thing to select.

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