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Lovely Nerd desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Lovely Nerd wanted a ball that they would insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

Lovely Nerd had a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Lovely Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Lovely Nerd desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Lovely Nerd always had with them a computer that they would eat. It was a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

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