His Square Elf owned a can of coke to cuddle. It was a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.
His Square Elf needed a helmet that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.
His Square Elf had a spade that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.
His Square Elf had a hat that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.
His Square Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.
His Square Elf searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.