The Confused Indigenous Man always carried a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.
The Confused Indigenous Man often carried a can of Tango that they would hug. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.
The Confused Indigenous Man owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate It might be an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.
The Confused Indigenous Man desperately needed a sponge that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.
The Confused Indigenous Man owned a bat that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.
The Confused Indigenous Man desperately desired a bat that they would break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.