A Depressed Bear desperately needed a cheese grater that they would embrace. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.
A Depressed Bear desperately craved for a block of cheese to experiment on. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.
A Depressed Bear desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.
A Depressed Bear often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.
A Depressed Bear always carried a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.
A Depressed Bear desperately wanted a bag of poop to experiment on. It was an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be entertaining. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.