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Eccentric Unicorn wanted a crown that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric Unicorn wanted a spade that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Unicorn desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Unicorn desperately craved for a mug to drop. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Unicorn desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes drop. It should be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Unicorn always had with them a stretchman that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

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