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His Ugly Artist searched for a pint of beer that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Artist always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Ugly Artist always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was fun. A magic 8 ball of all things.

His Ugly Artist wanted a bat that they would eat. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Artist desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Ugly Artist looked for a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

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