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Orange Newt owned a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Newt often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Newt had a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Orange Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often break. It should have been a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Orange Newt desperately needed a spade that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

Orange Newt carried a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

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