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Grumpy Newt desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Newt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Newt desired a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Grumpy Newt owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Newt had a pen that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Newt desired a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

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