A Careful Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often share. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.
A Careful Jerk searched for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It was an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.
A Careful Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.
A Careful Jerk desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it
A Careful Jerk desired a custard pie to put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.
A Careful Jerk looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.