His Lonely Elf needed a bag of poop that they would often break. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.
His Lonely Elf always had with them a can of Tango that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.
His Lonely Elf searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.
His Lonely Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would worship. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.
His Lonely Elf had a bottle of wine to worship. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.
His Lonely Elf carried a CD player that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was epic. A CD player is the thing to opt for.