A Eccentric Cat desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.
A Eccentric Cat desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.
A Eccentric Cat always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.
A Eccentric Cat found a bag of flour that they liked to eat. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item selected.
A Eccentric Cat needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be exciting. A pint of cider being the thing selected.
A Eccentric Cat desired a spade that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.