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Her Cute Unicorn desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen item.

Her Cute Unicorn owned a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Unicorn always carried a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

Her Cute Unicorn desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Cute Unicorn carried a little monkey that they would worship. One might find this to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey was the chosen item.

Her Cute Unicorn desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

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