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His Stupid Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

His Stupid Elf desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes put on his head. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Elf often carried a tomato to sleep with. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Elf wanted a pen that they would often drop. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Elf desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes share. This could be considered a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

His Stupid Elf desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

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