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My Magical Elf searched for a stapler that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Magical Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Magical Elf desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

My Magical Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Elf searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Elf desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to share. One might find this to be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

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