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The Special Jerk always kept a wig to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Special Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Special Jerk looked for a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Special Jerk desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Jerk desired a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

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