The Exciting Newt

The Exciting Newt often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. It is a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Exciting Newt always had with them a set of lego that they would often break. It was an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Newt had a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Exciting Newt found a block of cheese that they liked to play with. It was a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Exciting Newt searched for a CD player that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Newt wanted a big sponge that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.