The Grumpy Elf needed a sponge that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.
The Grumpy Elf searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.
The Grumpy Elf owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.
The Grumpy Elf carried a bottle of coke to worship. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.
The Grumpy Elf desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.
The Grumpy Elf found a radiator that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.