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My Curious Jerk desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk owned a mug that they would put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk always had with them a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. A set square was the item that was selected.

My Curious Jerk desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

My Curious Jerk always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

My Curious Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

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