The Little Jerk desperately searched for a lava lamp to worship. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.
The Little Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they would throw. It might be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.
The Little Jerk desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.
The Little Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.
The Little Jerk often carried a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen item.
The Little Jerk always had with them a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.