His Confused Elf desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.
His Confused Elf always kept a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.
His Confused Elf desired a lava lamp that they liked to share. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.
His Confused Elf searched for a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.
His Confused Elf desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.
His Confused Elf had a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.