The Tired Eagle desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes smash. It should be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.
The Tired Eagle needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.
The Tired Eagle found a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was opted for.
The Tired Eagle desperately searched for a stretchman to put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.
The Tired Eagle always had with them a spade that they would often play with. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.
The Tired Eagle found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.