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Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man desperately looked for a bat to throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man desperately searched for a bottle of coke to break. This seems an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man had a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered it would be entertaining. A stapler being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Indigenous Man craved for a lava lamp that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

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