The Brainy Elf often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. This seems a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.
The Brainy Elf carried a computer that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item selected.
The Brainy Elf had a pint of beer that they would often hug. It would have been a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer having that done to it
The Brainy Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen item.
The Brainy Elf desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A pen would be the chosen thing.
The Brainy Elf always kept a set square that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A set square is the thing that was chosen.