My Grumpy BabysteemCreated with Sketch.

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My Grumpy Baby desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Baby desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It is a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Baby looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Baby desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Baby always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Baby had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

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