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His Purple Chimp needed a pint of beer that they would often embrace. It is a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Purple Chimp needed a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Purple Chimp desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Purple Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Chimp always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Purple Chimp craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

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