The Exciting Queen often carried a ball that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball is the thing to choose.
The Exciting Queen wanted a little monkey that they would sleep with. It is an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.
The Exciting Queen often carried a CD player to break. It would be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.
The Exciting Queen wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.
The Exciting Queen owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.
The Exciting Queen always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a weird activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.