The Depressed GiraffesteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Depressed Giraffe needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It might be an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Depressed Giraffe wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe looked for a pen that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be out of this world. A pen was the thing that was chosen.

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