My Bewildered Servant always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.
My Bewildered Servant found a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it
My Bewildered Servant desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.
My Bewildered Servant wanted a lava lamp to share. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen item.
My Bewildered Servant craved for a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was selected.
My Bewildered Servant desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A cucumber being the item opted for.