A Big Nerd wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.
A Big Nerd often carried a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.
A Big Nerd desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.
A Big Nerd desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.
A Big Nerd needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.
A Big Nerd desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.